We installed screen doors in our bedroom so that we can keep our door open to let a breeze in at night. Tigre Ollie* found a way in through the window. Can’t nobody hold him down. He retaliates by waking me up at four a.m. to make a nest of my hair. We’re not on friendly terms right now.
*We have a bad habit of naming our pets, and then renaming them a month later. Jessie started out as Conrad. Ollie started out as Tigre.